Sydney’s steamiest cleaners

Yeah, we
suck.

Your carpet’s seen things. We don’t ask questions.

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5★
Google rated
100%
Non-toxic
$0
Surprise fees
2min
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What we do

We suck on
all surfaces.

Carpets

Deep clean, non-toxic, barefoot-safe.

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Couches

Pets, kids, distant relatives. We clean up after all of them.

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Mattresses

We don’t ask what happened. We just sort it out.

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Pick your vibe

Big packages.
No shame.

The Quickie
“Wham! Bam! Thank You ma’am!”
$255
2 rooms + 2 seat couch
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Most popular
The Steamy Encounter
“A regular go-to. Nothing regular about it.”
$355
3 rooms + 2 queen mattresses
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The Ultimate Satisfaction
“Netflix ’n’ chill. Fresh as a daisy.”
$395
4 rooms + 4 seat couch
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