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Know what you're
paying. Always.

Every price on this page is what you pay. No quotes, no callbacks, no surprises when we show up. Pick your service, book online, and we'll handle the rest.

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Non-toxic. Barefoot safe.

Every job uses non-toxic cleaning solutions. Safe for kids, pets, and anyone who likes walking around without shoes on.

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Full price list

Just need one thing?
We've got you.

Carpet
RugFrom $135
1 room$135
2 rooms$170
3 rooms$205
4 rooms$240
5 rooms$275
6 rooms$310
Stair carpetFrom $35
Couch
1–2 seater$135
3 seater$170
4 seater$205
5 seater$240
6 seater$275
7 seater$310
8 seater$345
Armchair$135
Mattress
Single / cot$140
King single / double$160
Queen$180
King$220
Dining Chairs
2 seats$40
4 seats$80
6 seats$120
8 seats$160

On time. Every time.

We show up when we say we will, do the job properly, and leave before it gets weird.

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Ready to book?

Two minutes.
Done.

Book online or give us a call. We cover Sydney CBD, Eastern Suburbs, North Sydney, Inner West and South Sydney.

01

Pick your services

Mix and match from the price list — every service is priced upfront.

02

Choose a time

Select a date and time that works for you.

03

We show up and suck

We bring everything. You just let us in and enjoy the champagne.

Lock it in

Book your
steam.

Select your services and a time that works. Confirmation straight away.

Not sure? Give us a text.

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AreasEastern Suburbs, CBD, North Sydney, Inner West, South Sydney
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HoursMon–Fri 8am–5pm
Call or text0449 691 262
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Good questions

Stuff people
actually ask.

How long does it take to dry?
Usually 2 to 4 hours depending on airflow and what we've cleaned. Open a window, turn on a fan, and you'll be walking on it in no time.
Is it safe for my kids and pets?
Yes — we only use non-toxic cleaning solutions, safe for little hands, bare feet, and anything with fur. No harsh chemicals, no weird smells.
Do I need to move my furniture?
Just the small stuff if you can. We'll work around larger pieces. The more floor space we can access, the better the result — but we're flexible.
Can you get stains out?
Most of them, yes. We work on stains as part of every job. Some old or set stains might not come out completely, but we'll always tell you upfront what's realistic.
Where do you service?
Sydney CBD, Eastern Suburbs, North Sydney, Inner West, South Sydney and South West Sydney. Not sure if we cover your area? Just text us.
What if I need to reschedule?
No problem. Just give us at least 24 hours notice and we'll sort it out. You can reschedule via the confirmation email or give us a text.

We suckso you don't have to.

Book online in 2 minutes. We'll handle the rest.

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