We suck.
Proudly.
A small team of steam cleaning obsessives from Sydney's Eastern Suburbs. We care about doing a great job, being straight with you on price, and leaving your place genuinely clean.
The story
Started because dirty couches annoyed us.
WeSuck started with a simple idea: cleaning shouldn't be a mystery. No callbacks to get a quote. No strangers from a platform turning up late. No weird smells left behind.
We're based in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs and we know the area. We work with real people in real homes, and every job gets the same attention whether it's a single mattress in Bondi or a full apartment in Paddington.
The name? We own it. We suck. And we're bloody good at it.
What we stand for
The stuff that matters to us.
No BS pricing
Every price is on our website before you book. What you see is what you pay. We started WeSuck because we were sick of cleaning companies playing quoting games. So we just... don't.
Actually non-toxic
We use cleaning solutions that are safe for kids, pets and bare feet. Not "non-toxic if you don't get too close" — actually safe. Your family lives in this house and we treat it that way.
We give a damn
We're a small team and every job is someone's home. We show up on time, do the job properly, and leave before it gets weird. Simple as that.
Where we work
All across Sydney.
We're based in the Eastern Suburbs but we cover a big chunk of Sydney. If you're not sure whether we service your area, just give us a text.
We suckso you don't have to.
Book online in 2 minutes. We'll handle the rest.
your trusted BOUJEE steam cleaners
We're not your average steam cleaning company - we're fun, awesome, and always deliver the ultimate service! At WESUCK, we take our job seriously, but we never take ourselves too seriously.
WESUCK are your trusted partner in keeping your home sparkling clean. Our mission is simple: to provide you with the most effective, convenient, and stress-free steam cleaning services around town.
Our founder Troy Bright, may come from a boardroom, but he isn’t your typical suit. This former corporate guru turned steam cleaning expert, knows what it takes to create a business that truly puts customers first.
Alongside husband Simon, we have over 18 years of experience owning and running a small business in the Eastern Suburbs. And let's not forget our 5-star Google rating - yeah, we're kind of a big deal. So, if you demand the best from your cleaning, and even more from the people doing the cleaning, we're the obvious choice. We're a team of highly skilled and police-checked experts who take the art of steam cleaning to the next level and are totally customer service obsessed.
Your time is valuable, that’s why we are committed to providing on-time service, every time. We’ll ring your doorbell when we say we will and won’t leave until you’re grinning from ear to ear - that’s our total satisfaction guarantee!
So, whether you’re looking to deep-clean your entire home or just need a little help in keeping it tidy, WESUCK has got you covered. Booking with WESUCK is easy and secure. Simply choose the date / time that works best for you and then sit back, relax and enjoy a flute of champagne (or cup of tea) while we take care of the nitty-gritty!
WESUCK Founders Troy & Simon Bright